“Desperado” – ReWritten for Pat McCrory

For you Eagles fans.

And the words fit.



Desperado, why don’t you come to your senses?
No more lawyer expenses should be spent right now
Oh, you’re a dense one
I know that you got to be sweatin
The lack of votes you’ve been getting now
Will undo you somehow

Don’t you protest in every county, Pat
You know that you’ve been beaten,
You know that to concede is your best bet

Now it seems to me, more votes went
To Cooper in the ballots
But you only want to count the ones for you  

Desperado, oh, the margins ain’t any slimmer
Stop the protests and the glitter, just go on home
To Charlotte, oh maybe not, just remember House Bill 2
Your prison is the fact that you didn’t stand on your own

Didn’t your feet get cold during those veto times?
When you could have protected yours and mine
It was hard to be an Old Stater many days
Even when Trump and the GOP majority won
Ain’t it funny how your being voted away?

Desperado, why don’t you come to your senses?
You have no defenses, just accept your fate
Damn right it’s rainin’, but there’s a rainbow above you
You better let somebody tell you (let somebody tell you)
Let somebody tell you that you won’t govern this state.