Month: March 2017

As I Lay Dying (Taking This Standardized Test) – A Faulknerian, Stream-of-Unconsciousness Summary of Five Sections of the ACT

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Darl Jewel and I come down the hall and although I am a few feet head of him, anyone watching us from the end of the hall can see Jewel’s frayed trucker hat a full head above my own. Cora So I got out fresh batteries and checked my TI-84 calculator today. We depend a … Continue reading As I Lay Dying (Taking This Standardized Test) – A Faulknerian, Stream-of-Unconsciousness Summary of Five Sections of the ACT

Real Men Don’t Use Billboards To Tell Any Woman What They Should Do

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Coming home from an afternoon trip to Greensboro, NC to visit the Nature Center, we encountered the following billboard on I-40 between Kernersville and Winston-Salem. That's right. It says "Real men provide Real women appreciate it." Of course, it made news. Even a news channel in Chicago reported on it. When I first saw it, … Continue reading Real Men Don’t Use Billboards To Tell Any Woman What They Should Do