For all the times that Mark Robinson has gotten in front of a crowd in a church and hurled invective at public schools and the LBGTQ+ community, the news of this past week ( actually it’s been ongoing) certainly shows a man whose actions and words contradict the holy warrior façade he tries to display.

Like his political idol Donald Trump, Robinson sees himself as a man who can lead people back to a “promised land” and restore North Carolina its righteous place in the nation. Almost like a Moses, here properly played by Charleston Heston who one time espoused his strong affinity for his interpretation of the Second Amendment.

Just like Mark Robinson did.

Even though he may not be able to divide the waters of the Red Sea, Robinson certainly can polarize a state.

And hold a gun.

Moses at one time carried the Ten Commandments. However, since Robinson can’t seem to get over the wanting to kill liberals or bear false witness, there is a set of commandments that he should follow.

We could all do well to follow them.

1. Thou shalt not use the same username for all accounts online.

2. Thou shall not lie about how well you do math.

3. Thou shall not call thyself a Nazi and publicly praise anything Hitler said.

4. Thou shall not get sued by the Girl Scouts.

5. Thou shall not scapegoat public school teachers in an attempt to benefit from culture wars.

6. Thou shall not deny systemic racism.

7. Thou shall not call the greatest Olympic gymnast of all time “weak.”

8. Thou shall not talk about financial responsibility for the state when you can’t keep your own finances straight.

9. Thou shall not lose most of your campaign team less than two months from the election.

10. Thou shall not take a whole pizza into a porn shop and walk out with none left.