The Sartorial Splendor of Malcolm – A Fashionable Musing That Will Make You Jealous Of…

…vestiary  genius.

Our handsome little man is the spitting image of his stunning mother. No doubt of the maternal resemblance.

He got his ability to talk with the ladies from his Grandpa Ed.

He got his dance moves from listening to his sister’s music.

So what did he get from his paterfamilias? And dammit, I am the paterfamilias!

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FASHION SENSE!

Style.

Vogue.

Trend Setter.

The GQ Gene.

Knowing what to wear and when to wear is not learned. It’s in the blood. And we have the proof.

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Here Malcolm models pirate underwear, white socks, teal colored shirt and over sized water shoes – a must-have for the spring season. It’s colorful, airy, and comfy.

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Here we have the early morning Olivia Newton-John / Xanadu / I am about to do aerobics in my pj’s / outfit with glasses and a bowl of Cheetos. Headband and facial expressions are vital accessories.

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This outfit is perfect for bedtime stories and communicating that you do not want any more ear drops for the ear infection.

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With the Final Four this weekend, it is hard to forget the baggy shorts of the Fab Five from the University of Michigan. However, instead of basketball shoes, we have water slippers and a baseball undershirt.

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West Wear. Mix and match. Can’t go wrong. Again notice the baggy shorts.

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Baggy shorts with sweater vest. NO UNDERSHIRT! That is a must for this look. However, you must have the “pipes” to pull off the work casual of the sweater vest without the shirt underneath.

Sometimes you can accessorize with black socks with black flops.

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Napolean Dynamite boots. One can dance in them as well.

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No need to explain. When you wear a cape, all else matches! He’s wearing a tie – must be an important meeting. The head band means that he is ready for lots of thinking.

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Again, West Wear goes with anything.

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And last, but not least, the no-socks look.

 

 

 

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