Lucifer in the Flesh / “I’m Sorry” – What Ted Cruz sent a friend of mine.

With the premature selection of Carly Fiorina as a VP candidate and a ploy with Kasich to keep Trump from the nomination, Ted Cruz is banking a lot on Indiana. And the more that he maneuvers to try and pin Hoosier delegates, the more futile it seems, especially when he sends out emails like the following:

 

From: ted@tedcruz.org <cruz@email.targetedvictory.com>
Sent: Saturday, April 30, 2016 7:23 PM
To: XXXXXXXXXX
Subject: I’m sorry

 

 

 

CONFIDENTIAL — FROM THE PERSONAL DESK OF TED CRUZ

XXX,

I need a favor.

This is not easy for me to ask after all that you’ve already done.

But the truth is — if I don’t ask right now, I will regret it, and you probably will too…

So today, I’m asking you to go all in for my campaign — with the biggest donation you can afford.
Because if we don’t go all in now, come November, we will watch Hillary beat Donald Trump by historic margins and win the presidency (just as every reliable poll has predicted she will).

And Dan, I have no doubt that you and I will look back on today and wish we had all been able to push just a little harder right now.

In less than 6 hours, my end of month fundraising report will be due, and just hours after that, Indiana will go to the polls.

Before I file my month-end report and before Indiana votes — I need to secure an absolute minimum of 6,263 more individual donations.

And if I’m being honest, I need more than that. Because every dollar that we can raise in the next 6 hours will be a force multiplier — meaning that if we can beat our goal by 2,000 or 3,000 donations, it will double or even triple the impact of all that we’ve raised so far.

We’re within striking distance, but we’re still behind.

The latest polling released on Indiana has Trump up by just 2 percent — 37% to 35% — well within the margin of error, but that means nothing if we don’t act NOW.

So, will you do me an important personal favor and make a donation of $100, $50, or $35 right now?

I’m sorry to ask, but I wouldn’t if it weren’t vitally important.

Please do the best you can.

Heidi and I would be so grateful.

For liberty,

Ted Cruz

 

YEP – I WENT THERE AND SENT HIM BACK THE FOLLOWING.

 

 

CONFIDENTIAL — FROM THE PERSONAL DESK OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE

Ted,

We need a favor.

This is not easy for us to ask after all that you’ve already done to make this presidential election cycle a farce.

But the truth is — if we don’t ask right now, we will regret it, and you probably will too…

So today, We’re asking you to stop your campaign — with the strongest suggestion we can afford.
Because if you don’t leave now, come November, we will still watch Hillary beat Donald Trump by historic margins and win the presidency (just as every reliable poll has predicted she will).
And Ted, we have no doubt that you and we will look back on today and wish we had all been able to face reality just a little better than right now.

In less than 6 hours, your end of month fundraising report will be due, and just hours after that, Indiana will go to the polls. AND IT WON’T MATTER!

Before you file your month-end report and before Indiana votes – you say you need to secure an absolute minimum of 6,263 more individual donations.

And if we’re being honest, you need more than that. You need DIVINE INTERVENTION. Because every dollar that you raise in the next 6 hours will be not help any — meaning that if you can beat your goal by 2,000 or 3,000 donations, it will double or even triple the impact of the misery of still losing in Indiana.

You’re not within striking distance, and will always be behind.

The latest polling released on Indiana has Trump up by double digits — well out of the margin of error and WELL OUT OF YOUR REACH, but that means nothing to you because you don’t listen to common sense.

So, will you do us an important personal favor and not ask us to make a donation of $100, $50, or $35 right now?

I’m sorry to tell you this yet once again, but we wouldn’t if it weren’t vitally important.

Please do it as soon as you can.

We would be so grateful.

For sanity,

An Illegible Signature

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